Non-Jews are for practice
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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