i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
love makes seman taste better
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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