Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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