We won't sleep together?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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