We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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