We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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