I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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