people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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