That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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