operation harelip BJ is a go
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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