i need an iv and a liver transplant
Is it because I queefed?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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