their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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