The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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