You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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