i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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