The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i was born a porn star she said
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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