Church boner. Awkwardddd
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Less talking, more tequila
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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