Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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