you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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