At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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