Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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