I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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