Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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