I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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