i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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