So gin and wine won't be happening again
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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