You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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