is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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