Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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