she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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