And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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