if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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