love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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