I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
