butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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