The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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