I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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