So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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