OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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