i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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