News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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