Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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