My brain says no but my pants say off.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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