You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
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I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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