You smell like stripper and shame
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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