Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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