I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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I need a burrito and a hug.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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