fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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