how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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