So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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