after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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