Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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