I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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